DUMB SHIT THAT HAS BEEN SAID THAT STILL MAKES ME LAUGH
dirty south mosh (9:45:38 PM): i got a joke
dirty south mosh (9:45:45 PM): lol im laughin fuckin just thinkin about it
dirty south mosh (9:45:52 PM): "so a seal walks into a club..."
okay everyone (8:54:57 PM): i needa' get bootai this weekend
dirty south mosh (8:55:11 PM): shit, youre preaching to the choir hommie.
dirty south mosh (8:55:27 PM): i need ass more than a anorexic white girl.
we own the heat (11:14:45 PM): haha
we own the heat (11:14:48 PM): wtf are you
okay everyone (11:14:52 PM): a shithead.
we own the heat (11:14:52 PM): kari darko or something?
free graffitiart (10:15:31 PM): im going to become a cam whore
free graffitiart (10:15:33 PM): thats my goal for this month
free graffitiart (10:15:54 PM): i all ready started to make my cam site
okay everyone (10:16:00 PM): LOL
free graffitiart (10:16:02 PM): www.only-eye.tk
dirty south mosh (10:27:30 PM): youre talking to the king of online dating
dirty south mosh (10:27:33 PM): i know my shit.
DemonoIogy: Friends don't let friends fuck with Yahweh.
scotts a nazi: HI KARI I CAN'T DO MUCH BECAUSE THE MOTHERFUCKING SNOW STORM IS RAPING MY CONNECTION.
scotts a nazi: HAVE A GOOD DAY. BYE.
scotts a nazi signed off at 2:29:14 PM.
OnlineHost: New England is winning. Vote for your fave. Member's Fall Harvest
Keisotsuo: and it goes
Keisotsuo: FILES DONE
Keisotsuo: wtf online host
Keisotsuo: shut up you cocksucker
Keisotsuo: i dont care about new england
[Ronald] lol
[Ronald] man you know what pisses me off the most
[Ronald] is when people are like
[Ronald] ECONOMIC SANCTIONS ARE CRIPPLING THE PEOPLE OF IRAQ BECAUSE AMERICA IS EVIL
[Ronald] like it's not saddam's fault
[Ronald] his country is in ruins
[Ronald] [Saddam] bbl starving children
[Ronald] [Saddam] my palace awaits
EmoAimee (7:20:08 PM): i have the lobster
Lo Vecolo Redred: earlier...
Lo Vecolo Redred: i poked [my eye] with a tooth brush
Lo Vecolo Redred: when i was brushin
Lo Vecolo Redred: i go nuts
free graffitiart (10:05:01 PM): i totally just saw a nipple on battlestar galactica
free graffitiart (10:08:28 PM): !!
free graffitiart (10:08:42 PM): it should be nipplestar galactica
okay everyone (10:15:53 PM): whatchu doin'.
Im Jap Core (10:16:17 PM): haha lettin my cell ring on my balls
MetaI: I COULD SEE MY GRANDPA HOLDING A YAMULKA
MetaI: "My.. preciouuus."
GoKKKu: BULLSHIT
GoKKKu: I HATE LIFE
GoKKKu: -EXITLIFE.EXE-
MetaI: [loading humor . . . ]
MetaI: [loading humor . . . ]
MetaI: My milkshake brings all the Orcs to the yard.
GoKKKu: My allah brings all the Taliban to the yard.
MetaI: My 9/11 brings George Bush to the yard.
MetaI: AND THEY'RE LIKE
MetaI: IT'S HOLIER THAN THOU
apatheticagent (5:49:41 AM): i wonder if there is a life cab for ugly
apatheticagent (5:50:01 AM): maybe thats what Slug drives around in
apatheticagent (5:50:03 AM): the life cab
apatheticagent (5:50:09 AM): sounds preeeety smooth.
okay everyone (9:21:20 PM): LOL fuckin... tim answered the door in boxers.
x Tuff Lov x (9:21:24 PM): aww
okay everyone (9:21:24 PM): i was like "LOL?"
x Tuff Lov x (9:21:50 PM): were they really short or long?
okay everyone (9:21:59 PM): kind of in the middleish.
x Tuff Lov x (9:22:35 PM): could you see his D?
okay everyone: i want girlscout cookies.
okay everyone: and a cigarette.
okay everyone brb.
yeahhhhhh STDs: ok
yeahhhhhh STDs: your gonna get cancer
yeahhhhhh STDs: and dont say i didnt warn you
okay everyone: i'll remember you when i'm getting my chemo treatments, vinny. <3
yeahhhhhh STDs: yes! its like were in love almost
yeahhhhhh STDs: that means a lot
yeahhhhhh STDs: and when im uhhhh
yeahhhhhh STDs: uhhhh
yeahhhhhh STDs: yea
yeahhhhhh STDs: ill think of you
The Dirty Poncho: i bought an atari wristband, does that make me a fashion whore?
codec: i'm going to eat your brain.
codec: in a nice duck sauce.
codec: is that alright?
d00dimpop: i think with my little buddy
d00dimpop: SHIT DID I CALL HIM LITTLE!?
hello im cancer: i will be like hey im calvin aka lurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurklurk
hello im cancer: bitch i have a heart of gold.
tom saved latin (7:58:16 PM): POSI KARI
tom saved latin (7:58:27 PM): i wanna get a neighborhoodie
tom saved latin (7:58:30 PM): that says STAY POSI
tom saved latin (7:58:37 PM): and walk up to cats
tom saved latin (7:58:45 PM): and hit them in the face with brass knuckles
tom saved latin (7:58:47 PM): BAM BITCH
codec (9:34:35 PM): since i'm retarted.
tijeras (9:35:25 PM): hahaha
SoundlessSonance: C: drive looks happier than D: drive
RooseveIt: One thing I hate about people.
RooseveIt: Is when someone points to their wrist when asking for the time.
RooseveIt: I know where my watch is, asshole. Where the fuck is yours?
RooseveIt: Do I point at my crotch when I need to go to the bathroom?
Ultraist: Why do you act like an AOL representative?
Ultraist: Lets play circle of death.
Ultraist: Over AOL
Ultraist: I've got a bottle of red army.
Ultraist: You've got jack and coke.
Ultraist: first person to sign off
Ultraist: loses.
OnlineHost: TemplarOmega has entered the room.
DemonoIogy: OMG GET OUT
DemonoIogy: THIS ROOM IS GOING TO BLOW UP
OnlineHost: TemplarOmega has left the room.
duII: NOTHING SHOULD BE HARD
duII: ABOUT PICKING A NOSE
duII: BUT ALAS
duII: MY BOOGERS
duII: WILL NOT COME OUT
loseyourmindcore: im full of snot
reciprocate: stay here and cuddle with me.
i am not katrina: yes, alex, i will sit here and internet cuddle with you.
reciprocate: *e-cuddle*
Ka Wang Zang : god has given me a path
Ka Wang Zang : i must follow it
Ka Wang Zang : and fish the living shit out of the lake they call...okeechobee
friday the 13th: i got my teeth cleaned recently
friday the 13th: the lady person gave me some floss and a toothbrush
friday the 13th: i was like "uhh how the fuck do i operate these"
friday the 13th: one of the posters in the office was really zealous as hell
friday the 13th: it said "3 out of 4 people reading this poster are going to develop some sort of gum disease"
friday the 13th: i thought "kind of presumptuous, don't you think?"
friday the 13th: this is why i want a metallic jaw
friday the 13th: like Jaws from james bond
friday the 13th: or lil john
Shots rang out: I thought that said metallic jew
Shots rang out: I was like .... "What can you do with a metallic jew?"
duII: i need NOS
duII: two of the big ones
friday the 13th: is that some sort of alcohol
Hizose: i want to play around with your blood
The Dirty Poncho: You could probably drink me under the table
The Dirty Poncho: but for now
The Dirty Poncho: its the proverbial table
The Dirty Poncho: because I dont drink
The Dirty Poncho: so i'd be the proverbial drunk
The Dirty Poncho: which, in effect, would make it a proverbial situation
The Dirty Poncho: and I dont know where I'm going with this
omGz katrina: haha
omGz katrina: neither do i
omGz katrina: but that was good.
gravija [1:56 AM]: I'm so happy now. I'm so happy I could kill you.
omGz katrina: are people afraid you will give them rabies?
adrift inside: people are afraid I will give them babies
adrift inside: which is far worse
omGz katrina: i really want to live in a part of the world where you don't have to worry about gators in lakes.
Just Kill Andrew: I want to live in a part of the world where not everyone is a drooling idiot who is barely capable
of holding an intelligent conversation
omGz katrina: i like your idea better
Just Kill Andrew: as do I
Hand of Deceit: If you were whining to me and said "All these guys do is look at my tits" I would say "Well, yeah, that's what guys do, what the hell is wrong with you?"
omGz thomas: im a caveman, your modern ways frighten and confuse me
omGz thomas (2:03:53 PM): your anti trust thing is my homepage
omGz thomas (2:03:55 PM): :B
dude is so dude: dude like a week and a half dude
dude is so dude: duder im excited dude
a karat and gin: if you don't stop that
a karat and gin: i'm going to do something awful
a karat and gin: D:
dude is so dude: D:UDE
dude is so dude: im fucking zooted
a karat and gin: ZOOTED?
a karat and gin: WTF
dude is so dude: YAR
a karat and gin: THAT WORD RULES
turn on heater (12:27:34 AM): i've found they're best when it comes to
making out and looking pretty but for the most part they suck at
dealing with situations and their timing is really off
thatsmylanguage (9:27:40 PM): you
thatsmylanguage (9:27:45 PM): you dont even have a vagina
thatsmylanguage (9:27:50 PM): you have like a sno cone maker down there
crusty air logic (3:50:54 PM): long live 1996
kathizzle (10:23:40 PM): boobs are everything to me
b3aub3au (4:07:49 AM): dude
b3aub3au (4:07:54 AM): i would kill a seal for some club crackers
AIM: a karat and gin
LJ: airtank
MYSPACE: airtank